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English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
George R.R. Martin: KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL, EVEN THE ANIMALS, THEY ALL HAVE TO DIE!
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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
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dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

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captaincarols:

Marvel/Brooklyn 99 AU → Tony Stark as Gina Linetti

"I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president based on my skill set, dance moves, and bloodlust."
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team-hiddleston:

…meanwhile Jeremy just stands there chucking

butt

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Zoom burningupasun:

New new doctor.

burningupasun:

New new doctor.

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calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

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DOCTOR WHO FEST
Day 5: favorite Doctor - Eleventh (+white)
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rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

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You really are.

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